Danger areas –
- Drinking in Spain – Beer goggles will change my perspective on what smoking is – it’s just a fag it won’t hurt. Yes, it will you’ll give yourself permission to start all over again.
- Smoking in Spain – It’s a different postcode - no, it’s not, it’s smoking you fool, what are you thinking?
- Fags in Spain – they’re cheap, you’d be a fool not to take advantage of low price. They’re still fags, you loon. Are you not getting any of this??
Good reasons not to:-
- I don’t have to sneak off so the kids don’t see me smoking.
- I don’t have to sneak off so she who must be obeyed doesn’t castigate me for my stupidity.
- I don’t have to hide/find ashtrays.
- I don’t have to worry about disposing of cigarettes in the street and being beaten up by non-smoking local police.
- I don’t have to waste any money on cigarettes.
- I don’t have to worry about running out of cigarettes.
- I don’t have to worry about smoky breath and burn out 20 toothbrushes in a fortnight.
- Think about all the extra time I get not smoking.
Is that enough rational thinking I wonder? - it ought to be!!!