Golf Gone to Heck

Tried golf for nine painful holes, absolute rubbish. No distance at all, everything slicing out to the right. Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish. Did par a couple of holes but other than that it was dire bogies, double bogies, triple bogies. Not pleased at all about that. Liverpool got beat by Barnsley though which was good - magic of the cup and all that (have I mentioned that the missus is a Liverpool fan?). Anyway you got to support your local team not some side from a hundred miles away.